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Thursday, December 7, 2006

Oh !!! F*** !!!

Long time, ain't it ??

Yeah, been bit busy with life. Went to Hyderabad for few days. Came back to Madaras and had to attend cousin's wedding. So, obvious result is loads to blog and no computer. Well, will start with one of the never-ending saga of weird stories that happen in my life.

Going to the Scene ...

Sunday, Dec 03, 2006 8.35 PM @ Hyderabad Airport

I went to Hyderabad after long time. ** almost 9 months ** Dint meet my close buds in that time. So, I wanted to spend as much time as possible with them. So, I was trying to squeeze out much time. Result is that I reached airport just 20 minutes before take off. As per rules, issue of boarding pass will be stopped before 15 minutes. A guy was waiting outside and was hurrying every passenger of Paramount airways. (Even, I heard that name for the first time, so lite !!) Anyways .. I took my boarding pass thinking that I must be the last idiot to take boarding pass. Just 2 minutes later, I saw my team mate entering for security check. Well, yeah, I'm not the last !!!

Sunday, Dec 03, 2006 8.45 PM @ Hyderabad Airport

My team mate was intelligent enough to choose seat number online itself. But, I wasn't. I entered flight with an innocent face which I try to carry every where ;) I reached my seat and kept my hand luggage in the space over my head. I was looking forward for the person to come who will be sitting in the seat next to me. One pretty chick came there and she was looking at my next seat. The very thought in my mind was ... "Man!!!! How can this happen ??? I never get pretty babes to sit next to me. Woot !!! This travel is going to be great !!!!" After few seconds, My mind came to normal disappointed state when I saw that chick sitting in my back seat. Argh !!!! Yes, this never happens with me. Then, a lungi guy came next to me. And I started praying .. Not him .. not him ... !! Well, you know my luck. There was enough space in the luggage compartment next to my bag to keep his plastic cover. But, the great Madarasi just pushed by bag and kept his cover in that place. Wow!! How come these guys get those ideas ???

Well, this is not everything. Real story starts now. Like a descent passenger, he switched his BOTH mobiles off. When the flight is on the runway, air-hostess came to us offering chocolates. I took one chocolate and was looking at that pretty chick. This lungi guy took around 15-20 chocolates when it was my turn to stare at him and that air-hostess joined me in a very short weird look at that guy. He kept all those chocolates in his pocket and I started thinking about how pathetic this travel is going to be ..

Sunday, Dec 03, 2006 9.10 PM @ Somewhere in Air

After take off, we got our dinner. Quantity was very less. But, I took much time to have it coz that lungi guy was making weird sounds while eating. All of a sudden, I heard sound of spoons falling down. Well, his spoon was in his hand only. But, I couldn't see his knife and fork. He moved quickly before that sound. After 2 minutes, he kept a cover with fork and knife in the pouch !!!! I couldn't believe that a guy who is sitting in Business class of a flight stealing knife and fork !!!!! Well, he looked at me as if nothing happened. I was counting seconds .. !! I want that journey to end as fast as possible. And I wanted to take photo of that guy !!!

Sunday, Dec 03, 2006 9.45 PM @ Madaras Airport

Well, it was the time. Flight landed at Madaras and I wanted to make sure that he had stolen knife and fork. I took my bag and started monitoring his movements. He took his plastic bag down and kept it on the seat and he took the small cover with fork and knife from the pouch and he just slipped that small cover in to his big plastic bag. Man, that was professional !!! He had NO guilt in his face !!! They way he kept them in the pouch tells that he dint do that coz of his ignorance. God !!! Enough spice in my life. I don't want to see any of those type.

I ran to my team mate as soon as I got down from the flight. After I told this story to him, it was his turn to take a weird look at that guy.

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